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date:
6th May 2005
columnist:
Margaux Carlos
So Hot… FHM AUSTRALIAN AND NEW ZEALAND READERS NAME BEC CARTWRIGHT AS THE WORLD’S SEXIEST WOMAN Bec Cartwright is the world’s sexiest woman, topping FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005 reader poll. The annual poll proves two things: that Australian men can’t get enough of the stunning Ms Cartwright, and that Lleyton Hewitt is one lucky bastard. More than 300,000 “100 Sexiest Women in the World” online votes were cast around Australia and New Zealand generating the most comprehensive results of all time. Not only is Bec the #1 choice of readers of the Australian and New Zealand edition of FHM, she is also the first ever local lass to make the FHM No.1 spot. Bec, who has appeared in the FHM Top 100 previously was ranked #54 last year.
In addition to Bec, the sexiest women in FHM’s 2005 reader poll also includes at number 2, new entry Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins; at number 3, Hollywood leading lady, Angelina Jolie; at #4 new entry, the horny housewife Eva Longoria; at #5 new entry and logie nominee for Best Newcomer, Natalie Blair; at #6 queen of the teens, Hilary Duff; at #7, FHM May cover girl who jumped from #93 last year, Nikki Webster; at number #8, Delta Goodrem, who was FHM’s Sexiest Australian in 2004; at #9, FHM favourite, Imogen Bailey; and rounding out the Top 10, Princes Mary of Denmark.
AUSSIE FRIGGIN’ HIP HOP WINNER ANECDOTE LAUNCHES DEBUT RECORDING “AHEAD OF MY TIME” ON CHANNELV.COM.AU. The winner of Channel [V]’s Aussie Friggin Hip Hop competition has returned to Australia to launch his hot new digital single and video clip. Sydney’s MC Anecdote battled his way through the Channel [V] Aussie Friggin Hip Hop nationwide competition, winning the title of Best Aussie MC and scoring himself a trip to LA to work with US beatmaker KutMasta Kurt. After a whirlwind stint in Kurt’s studio, Anecdote has recorded “Ahead Of My Time”, a classic boom bap Hip Hop track that is sure to establish him as one of Australia’s premier MC’s. Anecdote’s Channel [V] produced music video will premiere on WhatUWant Friday 13 May at 4.30pm. The “Ahead Of My Time” mp3 will be available for download on Saturday 14 May exclusively from channelv.com.au. A ½ hour special following Anecdote’s path from Bankstown to LA called ‘Aussie Friggin Hip Hop: Behind The Rhymes’ will be broadcast on Channel [V] on Saturday 14th May, at 4:30pm. The show will feature footage of MC Anecdote taking Aussie Friggin Hip Hop to the USA.
KISS FM GOSS The 4th of May marks another milestone in the rebirth of Melbourne’s Kiss FM with the announcement that Kiss is now once again streaming the Kiss vibration over the internet. “Considering Kiss lead the way back in 1996 by being the first Melbourne radio station to stream over the web - its with great pride we announce the recommencement of the Kiss online radio service” - Tim Byrne (Station Manager) Kiss devotees who currently live outside the current broadcasting area are now able to listen to their beloved Kiss via their PC. What’s more the return of Kiss FM’s phenomenally successful chat room will be open for ‘chewing the keyboard fat’ next week.
A new Kiss FM web site is being developed but as of now you can get your Kiss fix and listen online at www.kisssfm.com.au
CENTRAL ENERGY 'PUBLIC DOMAIN VS WARP BROS' Following on from the successful CENTRAL ENERGY 'Black Label 2' comes another massive volume, this time featuring the combined talents of top ten artists & live act Public Domain alongside big names on the international DJ circuit The Warp Bros. The Public Domain disc is a rocking trance mix of floorfillers guaranteed to please with exclusive new tracks from Public Domain themselves alongside the latest and greatest in the scene. Besides their full production and DJ schedule, the Warp Brothers have created their own creative and unique sound and have established their own label called Groove Trax Records they´re involved and responsible for many more massive projects and productions like: Balloon (Technorocker, Monstersound), Dons (Drop The Gun, Sharp As A Knife, Pump Up The Jam), Brain Twins (Voice Of Buddah), Gat-Cha (Fuck Me I'm Famous), Full House (Scratchin ..) and also Norman Bass. So prepare for the next onslaught as the boys tear up dance floors across the country & blast the speakers!
http://www.warpbrothers.de
WHAT A FEELING! With 'Everywhere,' 'Call on Me,' 'Star To Fall' etc being massive hits it was only a matter of time before this one came along... Louis Gaston delivers a familiar hook from Irene Cara's immortal 'What a Feeling'... This hot new single shows how well a cover version can be done & is huge on the dancefloors of Australia's clubs. Recently thrashed by Solitaire & Static Revenger, a favourite at all of their gigs! Louis Gaston has been involved with dance music for many years, starting out as a DJ at the end of the 80's. With the explosion of the rave and warehouse scene, he avidly started to buy house, techno and hardcore volunteering his services at local parties. By the mid nineties, Louis found himself warming up at live events for artists like The Prodigy, and became a resident DJ at open air events such as Bug Jam; a residency he still holds. He was also bitten by the producer bug around this time, releasing records through various independent labels and under various guises, all to a great response at the time from leading DJs. Over his 10 year career, Louis has written, produced, remixed or engineered over 100 tracks including 6 in the UK National Top 40 and a further 4 in the Top 75 for the likes of: Dido, Vanessa Mae, BT, Sister Bliss, The Thrillseekers, Brad Cater and Y-Traxx to name a few. As well as DJing and Producing, Louis was also co-owner of Pod Recordings with Stewart Rowell plus engineers for other artists at his Observatory Studio. Listen once & try not to sing along for ever...
So Not… THOMASTOWN So far…from Mordialloc anyway! But for those in the hood, check out Q Room on Settlement Road. It’s not bad!
POWERPOINT Once you start on those custom animations you just can’t stop!
RYVITA Has the same texture and flavour as recycled cardboard…
EGG SALAD DIP With way too much onion gave my tummy wawa!
LEFTOVER DUCK & RICE Just not the same impact as yesterday…
So What… Thanks Ravi for this little gem…
This is very interesting. A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for business women passed this on.
Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not?
This is not to scare you, but to make you aware. This is really interesting. Try it with a 'regular' mirror, and you can easily see what the gap means. This is a MUST read!!
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror? (i. e., they can see you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there IS A GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, BECAUSE IT IS a 2-WAY MIRROR!
REMEMBER ... every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything, it is simple to do, and it might save you from getting visually raped!"
REMEMBER ... "NO SPACE, LEAVE THE PLACE!"
Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters, daughters, etc.
Men: Share this with your wives, daughters, daughters-in law, mothers, girlfriends and/or friends.

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" Robin Williams
You feelin’ me? Forward all bribes, blackmails and bootycalls to margaux@12am.com.au
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